04 enero 2007

English Lesson 1.0

Extracted from http://www.boardofwisdom.com/default.asp?topic=1005&listname=Geek


If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0

Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."

I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly

1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d

As a development process, chaos does not scale well.

I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

Windows has detected you do not have a keyboard. Press 'F9" to continue.

Unix, DOS and Windows...the good, the bad and the ugly.

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?

Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows.

A Life? Cool! Where can I download one of those?

Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers.

The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it's twice as big as it needs to be.

People say that if you play Microsoft CD's backwards, you hear satanic things, but that's nothing, because if you play them forwards, they install Windows.

UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.

JUST SHUT UP AND REBOOT!!

5 comentarios:

Möb dijo...

Supongo que entre informáticos tendrá más gracia, ciertamente hay frases realmente buenas..

Flexiball dijo...

A mi me ha gustado mucho la frase...

Hay 10 tipos de personas en el mundo: los que entienden binario y los que no.

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